okay my little sis just turned four so guess where the rents decided to have the party?

At a Chuckie Cheese........this would be great and all but my sis is scared of mice. Not a very good idea. Seriously, did they not think it through?

So anyway me and my friend Pam are eating our pizza (they changed the recipe, its more saucy and greasy and overall not very good >< This giant dude in a Chucie Cheese costume comes over and is staring at all these little babies like their prey or something. Honestly, if I was a four year old I would be traumitized by these events. What kid wants a giant mouse at their party?

aLL THE KIDS STARTED FLIPPING OUT.....CRYING OR JUST STARING AT THE DUDE. THEN HE STARTED SINGING AND DANCING AND HE WAS LIKE "COME ON BOYS AND GIRLS, LETS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!!!!"

ME BEING THE STUPID REATARD I AM WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT CLAPPED AND SUNG. I LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT. WHY OH WHY DIDNT ANYONE STOPPED ME?

OH YEAH THIS ONE GIRL WENT BALLISTIC. SHE WAS INSANE!!!!!!!!! THEY FINALLY HAD TO YELL AT THE DUDE IN THE CIOSTUME TO GO. THEY SAID "GO. GET ON, GET. GET OUT OF HERE." THEN I HEARD THE GIRL THAT WAS OUR HOSTESS MUMBLE TO HERSELF "FUCKING SEWAGE RAT."

cAN YOU BELIVE THIS? DO NOT TAKE YOUR KIDS TO THIS HOLE IN THE GROUND ESTABLISHMENT!!!! IT IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!

OH AND WALGREENS LOST MY EIGTH GRADE DANCE PICTURES AND MY DAD ALMOST KILLED THE PHOTO TECH. LIKE LITERALLY. HE SAID WALGREENS ONE TIME LOST THIS FAMILYS PHOTOS FROM DISNEY SO THEY PAYED FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY TO GO BACK TO DISNEY FOR THREE DAYS. I DUN KNOW IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT, BUT I WAS JUST FANTASIZING IF THEY WOULD TRY TO RECREATE THE DANCE3 BY THROWING ME A PARTY. I WAS IMAGINING MY DRESS, THE FOOD, WHER IT WOULD BE, WHO WOULD SHOW, IT WOULD BE A BELATED "FABULOUS FOURTEEN" BASH!

.................THEY FOUND OUR PICTURES......................

.....OH.....WHAT.......COULD.......HAVE ........BEEN........



*SOBS IN HER CORNER*